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martes, 23 de enero de 2007

Canastita de un vieja


Un travestido de cuatro mil años hoy dejó un calefactor de Nigeria encendido con y entonces la señora no puedo cuando ahora se fue y por lo tanto y se iluminó. Y no era por la gorra, se fue por un rama de Tenis. Luego del ataque la señora se comió a su víctima y ya no hubo incendios en la destrucción.

Titulares largos:
Teta se pierde en Holanda: ocho muertos.

Titulares cortos:
Teta se pierde en Holanda: ocho muertos.



Noticias del año del perro:

Señora se hace pis sobre su moto: la policía no encuentra consuelo.

La noticia de moda:

Una ventana hace juicio al arquitecto, según ella "no había condiciones de seguridad necesarias".

Un perro que es noticia:

El gato de mi vecino no sabe trepar orangutanes: una vecina le grita "puto chupa cabra"

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